professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a 

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

(Source: iharrypotter)

my12percentofamoment:

(Source: ask-the-fishdick)

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

doingtimeasacapsicle:

teapayne:

I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown 

calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games

teashadey:

g od

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

cantionoctis:

Kevin: You did it! You guys closed the gates of hell! Permanently!

Dean: And we didn’t die!

Sam: Yeah, our family survived! 

Cas: Didn’t you two have another brother? 

Sam: Yeah, Adam. He’s dead, though. Hey, maybe we can find a way to resurrect him!

Dean: Adam’s in he—

[SAM and DEAN exchange glances]

Dean: Son of a bitch!

[End Season 8]